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Anonymous said: You had sex with a serial killer.

ask-irl-snippy:

I MIGHT have had sex with the hot field marshal lady and instructor at my death zone training… in my dreams.

But then I was quickly charged an extensive amount of credits for viewing such delightful dream images.

After that, I didn’t have enough money for food for three days.

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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willyciraptor:

captain-fucking-levi:

teamfreekickass:

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erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this. 

evas are real


Problem with this: people shit themselves with fear while in it and that proves to be enough to make the liquid deadly

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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lastchanceavalanche:

Starting to learn this

I need to remember this. I always forget it.

You may have always forgotten it so far, but you’ll get it eventually.
katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

luciseaux:

It’s been a while since I drew cute girls, I wonder if I can still do it.

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Looks cute enough for now, I guess I’ll continue on and practice with different anatomies!

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There is no cure of what I am afflicted with.

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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