Jadeitor

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in ~~bed~~ battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely ~~exposed~~ free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

On the bright side, you never have to worry about being too hot! >_> And you save a bundle on fabric!

RA - Humanlope by ~Jadeitor

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:38:46 +0200

RA - Humanlope by ~Jadeitor

Just a little study of Mechalope posing like a cat … Like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:36:48 +0200

Just a little study of Mechalope posing like a cat …

Like a 50 meters tall cat XD XD XD

They are so Swaggie -____-

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:30:57 +0200

They are so Swaggie -____-

joealder: cancerously: lovingatyler: Oh… So this…WASN’T...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:52:58 +0200

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…

So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

I’m serious, this is creepy :I

iamblade: kkatkkrap: kittenesque: myathesquishyoctopus: ziusi...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:45:07 +0200

iamblade:

kkatkkrap:

kittenesque:

myathesquishyoctopus:

ziusik:

oh my god

crying

is that a lightsaber cane!?

IT IS.

IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTSABER CANE!!! :d

babv: dude looks so haps And It’s pink!!! D:

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:44:19 +0200

babv:

dude looks so haps

And It’s pink!!! D:

dmz1995: My exact feelings My face was...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:11:08 +0200

dmz1995:

My exact feelings

My face was actually completely blank …

…

but them …

>:I

>:)

>:D

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:49:58 +0200

neuromaencer: halo 4 concept art by sparth

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:46:06 +0200

neuromaencer:

halo 4 concept art by sparth

Love this :3

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:41:02 +0200

Love this :3

undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:36:33 +0200

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

Note for me, never sing with a bottle of shampoo of whatever is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:25:53 +0200

Note for me, never sing with a bottle of shampoo of whatever is it XD XD XD XD XD Poor girl

milkydayy: 8amba: you-are-another-me: “A friend took this...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:33:44 +0200

milkydayy:

8amba:

you-are-another-me:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

(source: Council of World Elders)

um

That tornado it’s killing that rainbow!!! D:

Meanwhile, in Japan sometimes you just got to stop questioning...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:23:46 +0200

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

I love these people XD XD XD XD XD

unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT D: D: D:

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:22:08 +0200

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

D: D: D:

What makes mothers all that they are?Might as well ask, “What...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:15:15 +0200

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

The first and the last:

D:::::=

Jadeitor

adriofthedead: ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＩＳ ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ This can’t be good...

koto2211: exactly. Yep! <3

bear-etc: inthurnet: a message from mother nature mother...

Socially Awkward Master Thief: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS

RA - Humanlope by ~Jadeitor

Just a little study of Mechalope posing like a cat … Like...

They are so Swaggie -____-

joealder: cancerously: lovingatyler: Oh… So this…WASN’T...

iamblade: kkatkkrap: kittenesque: myathesquishyoctopus: ziusi...

babv: dude looks so haps And It’s pink!!! D:

dmz1995: My exact feelings My face was...

Photo

neuromaencer: halo 4 concept art by sparth

Love this :3

undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:...

Note for me, never sing with a bottle of shampoo of whatever is...

milkydayy: 8amba: you-are-another-me: “A friend took this...

Meanwhile, in Japan sometimes you just got to stop questioning...

unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT D: D: D:

What makes mothers all that they are?Might as well ask, “What...

adriofthedead: ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ This can’t be good...